Do we really need a Part 2? I hope not.
Tuesday, July 14, 2009
Earth Interview
Me: Good morning, world. How are u doing? It's been awhile.
World/Earth: Hi there!! I'm getting really pissed. Not doing good. U people don't cherish what you have till it's gone, huh??
Me: Sorry, you lost me there for a while. Why are you so pissed? I thought you were doing great.
Earth: GREAT?? Wake up and smell the forest. Look, kiddo. your planet Earth here, is gonna to explode sooner or later. But your generation is not helping. They should have realised long ago that changing habits when global warming has started will NOT alleviate my problems. I have a BIG hole at the arctic, if you don't already know. Your lovely polar bears are suffering, killing each other to survive....*pauses* I'd like to wonder how humans would survive if there were no more resources for him. Perhaps, that day is DOOMSDAY.
Me: You mean that WE humans should have heeded the scientists when they predicted the global warming signs and such?? so I wont get to see glaciers, or even icy peaks of mountains soon?
Earth: Yup. :) Pretty much. Glaciers, hmm, they are melting away.... like the ice shelves. Icy peaks, hmmm, good question. I guess if the icy peaks really disappear, then I've gotta say, good luck, the time is ending.
Me: Ok, all this talk is scaring me. Some happier news?
Earth: Happier news? Well, nothing much. The green effort is not even making any impact yet. So what good news do you want? Maybe, you should go and play the Michael Jackson song, EARTH SONG. it was written for me, I love that guy. The music video shows everything that is happening right now. Yup. Happier, hmmm... you bothered to find out what's wrong. But I'd be happier, if you helped in your own way.
Some facts, plastic water bottles are causing me a helluva sore throat, with all that carbon dioxide and other gases. Please. Do something about it. AND more TREES. I love trees. They're like my lungs.
Me: Hmmm... I'd spread the word. Hope that helps, and Please, Earth, let me see the glaciers, polar bears, penguins and all.
Earth: Then go do your part. :)
World/Earth: Hi there!! I'm getting really pissed. Not doing good. U people don't cherish what you have till it's gone, huh??
Me: Sorry, you lost me there for a while. Why are you so pissed? I thought you were doing great.
Earth: GREAT?? Wake up and smell the forest. Look, kiddo. your planet Earth here, is gonna to explode sooner or later. But your generation is not helping. They should have realised long ago that changing habits when global warming has started will NOT alleviate my problems. I have a BIG hole at the arctic, if you don't already know. Your lovely polar bears are suffering, killing each other to survive....*pauses* I'd like to wonder how humans would survive if there were no more resources for him. Perhaps, that day is DOOMSDAY.
Me: You mean that WE humans should have heeded the scientists when they predicted the global warming signs and such?? so I wont get to see glaciers, or even icy peaks of mountains soon?
Earth: Yup. :) Pretty much. Glaciers, hmm, they are melting away.... like the ice shelves. Icy peaks, hmmm, good question. I guess if the icy peaks really disappear, then I've gotta say, good luck, the time is ending.
Me: Ok, all this talk is scaring me. Some happier news?
Earth: Happier news? Well, nothing much. The green effort is not even making any impact yet. So what good news do you want? Maybe, you should go and play the Michael Jackson song, EARTH SONG. it was written for me, I love that guy. The music video shows everything that is happening right now. Yup. Happier, hmmm... you bothered to find out what's wrong. But I'd be happier, if you helped in your own way.
Some facts, plastic water bottles are causing me a helluva sore throat, with all that carbon dioxide and other gases. Please. Do something about it. AND more TREES. I love trees. They're like my lungs.
Me: Hmmm... I'd spread the word. Hope that helps, and Please, Earth, let me see the glaciers, polar bears, penguins and all.
Earth: Then go do your part. :)